December 06, 2013

205

Hola Wafers! Time to start another post. My answers below are to comments on previous one. Thank you for your patience.

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November 23, 2013

Counting Blessings Goes to Second Edition; Crowds Are out of Control

OK, Waferinos: you've been asking about it for a long time, so here it is, with a brand new publisher (One Spirit Press, the one that did "Spinning Straw Into Gold") and a brand new front cover (Cliffs of Moher, off the coast of Doolin, which will be the site of the International Wafer Summit Conference of 1-5 June 2015):

http://www.amazon.com/Counting-Blessings-Morris-Berman/dp/189307529X/ref=sr_1_9?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1385256725&sr=1-9&keywords=morris+berman

Remember to get one for the kitchen, one for the bathroom. And as for the ideal Xmas gift, don' get me started...

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November 20, 2013

November 14, 2013

On My Way to Ol' Virginny

Well Waferinos, this is it: on Sunday I'll be Virginny-bound. For those of you within striking distance of Lexington, my lecture will be Nov. 19, 5 p.m., on the Washington & Lee University campus (Northen Auditorium). Word has it that they'll be serving crab cakes rather than chopped liver canapes, but inasmuch as I spent two years in Baltimore during the era of my wasted youth, I'm hip. I look forward to seeing a few of you there, in any case, and hope you enjoy it. Just keep in mind at all times that there are Wafers, and then there's everybody else.

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November 05, 2013

200

Well, Wafers: We did it! 7.5 years after this world-changing blog was launched, we reached the 200th post. They laughed; they said It couldn't be done; but we did it. Like the Wright Bros. at Kitty Hawk, we soared, a kind of mental drone, revealing the disintegration of the American empire, for all to see. They quaked in their boots, the DoD, NSA, NYSE, FBI, CIA, and the W.H., for they knew that Belman and the Wafers (sounds like a fifies rock band, like Danny and the Juniors--be sure to Google them; I remember at Cornell when I was a freshman, there was a group called Pontius Pilate and the Nail-Drivin' Five, which many of us thought was a tad out of taste, but you gotta understand the climate of the times) had their number, and that the jig was up.

Still, even way back in 2006, who could have predicted the depth, the intensity, of the Cranial-Rectal Embedment (CRE) that would come to be everyday fare in this fair land of ours? Could we have imagined this?:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/4/abraham-lincoln-democrat-northeastern-illinois/

Or this?:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/11/05/us-usa-shooting-newjersey-idUSBRE9A403W20131105

It's things such as these that inspire us Wafers to renewed efforts, and new heights. So I say to you all: Onward to the next 200 posts! What awaits us 7.5 years hence, God only knows.