Interview with Psychological Warfare

Hola Waferinos-

The following link is to an interview/podcast I just did with a website called Psychological Warfare. I'm guessing you all are familiar with the content of this discussion, but I decided to post it anyway. You might send it to various Americans you know, put them into a red-faced, incoherent rage (always fun).

http://psychowarfare.com/article/morris-berman-interview

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Charge of the Anti-Turk Brigade

"Turkeys to right of them/Turkeys to left of them/Turkeys in front of them/Volleyed and thundered/Stormed at with shot and shell/Boldly they rode and well/Into the jaws of Death/Into the mouth of hell/Rode the 172 Wafers." (With apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson)

For Wafers still trapped in the US, every day is like the Crimean War. The Brave 172 face down 325 million turkeys, sometimes trying to explain things to them, but mostly just trying to avoid them. Also trying not to blow our brains out when the turkeys speak (i.e., gobble).

Trumpi recently gave a State of the Union address (SOTU), which praised the country and himself. A few weeks later, it is time for a similar assessment from the Greatest Blog on Earth (GBOE): This country is a fucking disaster, and every day brings more horror stories about who we are and what we are doing. So onward, into the Valley of the Shadow of Death.

Have a nice day!

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Wafers-

So as I was saying at the end of the last thread, I feel bad about the odd disappearance of Sarah Palin and Ging Newtrich. Come to think of it, Rom Mittney has been rather silent, and Michele Bachmann rose briefly, only to sink once more into the deep. I miss her cutting-edge intellect. Botox Face is surely hiding in the wings, wondering when to strike. Of course, the most dramatic absence is that of Bunmi Laditan. Who could forget that heart-warming book, "Toddlers Are Assholes"? And what are the Bunmis of this world, I ask you? Are they not orifices? If you prick them, do they not bleed? Ah, Bunmi, Bunmi.

Anyway, Wafers are encouraged to ruminate on all of these fine Americans, and to create great scenarios of collapse, in which some or all of them play starring roles.

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Mumbai in the West Village

Hi there Waferinos-

As some of you know, I am immensely wealthy, and was the mastermind behind 9/11, which I also funded. Since 2001, I've been pouring billions into Hamas and Hezbollah, but not with any great results. As a result, I've decided to move in a radically new direction, and launch an Indian restaurant in NY. I'm thinking 6th Ave and 11th St. might be a good location.

I'll be flying in chefs from the Punjab, Kashmir, Kerala, and Uttar Pradesh (BTW, when Indians want to say "That's hogwash," they say "That's Uttar Pradesh"). Each of these cooks will receive 7-figure salaries, and Salman Rushdie has promised to dine there on opening night. Note that the restaurant will have a special Wafer Room, reserved exclusively for Wafers.

So I need you guys to vote on what wd be the best name for this establishment. Here are the ones I've come up with so far: Moti Mahal, Taj Mahal, Light of Bengal, Muglai Palace, Rajah's Feast, Nehru's Nosh, Viceroy's Victuals, Curzon's Curryhouse, Mahatma's Masala, and Hindi Harvest. If anyone has another suggestion, pls feel free to do a write-in vote.

Mango Lassi to you all-

-Your Guru, Sri Berm

Badu-Torres in 2020!

Wafers-

I think this says it all:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/01/25/pop-star-erykah-badu-says-i-saw-something-good-in-hitler/?hpid=hp_hp-morning-mix_mm-badu%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.df5d19128a69

This is the winning ticket. 1st, a cutting-edge intellect like Erykah Badu in the driver's seat; then, a woman who knows what she wants in a cheeseburger in the VP slot. This is an America I can believe in!

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Well, Waferinos, it's time to start a new thread. Problem: my cranium is as empty as Bush Jr.'s. I can hear the wind whistling between my ears. I keep biding my time, waiting for a foreign Suez Moment (fSM), but thus far Trumpi has yet to generate another, hopefully more outrageous, shitholegate. Jesus, what's a weary declinist to do?

Anyway, coming off the last thread, I like the idea of Wafers forming face-to-face meeting groups, such as we've done at the NY Wafer Summit(s), and plotting the coup de grace, whereupon (to quote the ever-prescient Benjamin Rush) the nation will implode in "an orgy of selfishness." Said orgy is, in fact, going on in slo-mo; it only accelerates when Wal-Mart has a sale, and you can see what The End will look like up close. I keep waiting for some Jesus-like figure holding up a sign in the midst of one of those events, and crying, "Kill! Kill your neighbor! That's it! The meek won't inherit shit!" Weren't a bunch of people recently arrested for feeding the homeless? That's the spirit!

We have strayed so far from anything decent. Apparently, a group of black women met with Obama shortly after his inauguration...

https://www.rawstory.com/2013/01/noam-chomsky-blasts-obama-he-has-no-moral-center/

But this could apply to practically any major political figure today, really. Once, the US was drifting. Now, it's just circling the drain.

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