February 24, 2018

Charge of the Anti-Turk Brigade

"Turkeys to right of them/Turkeys to left of them/Turkeys in front of them/Volleyed and thundered/Stormed at with shot and shell/Boldly they rode and well/Into the jaws of Death/Into the mouth of hell/Rode the 172 Wafers." (With apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson)

For Wafers still trapped in the US, every day is like the Crimean War. The Brave 172 face down 325 million turkeys, sometimes trying to explain things to them, but mostly just trying to avoid them. Also trying not to blow our brains out when the turkeys speak (i.e., gobble).

Trumpi recently gave a State of the Union address (SOTU), which praised the country and himself. A few weeks later, it is time for a similar assessment from the Greatest Blog on Earth (GBOE): This country is a fucking disaster, and every day brings more horror stories about who we are and what we are doing. So onward, into the Valley of the Shadow of Death.

Have a nice day!