In the wake of a 40-minute interview with Morris Berman on KPFT-FM in Houston last night, riots broke out in a number of cities across the country. In New York, OWS protesters flooded the offices of several major banks, hauling off the CEOs and shipping them out to The Hague, where they now await trials before the World Court for financial war crimes. The NYPD assisted enthusiastically in this effort, pepper spraying the bank officials before beating them senseless, while yelling, "We are servants of the people, not the ruling class." Meanwhile, protesters in Zuccotti Park unveiled a number of interesting banners, including the following:
-LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASS
-IF U OWN A CELL PHONE URA JACKASS
-RIDDLEY WALKER WAS RIGHT
-LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BRAIN, MA
-PROCOL HARUM FOR PRESIDENT
-STAGE DELI, WE LOVE U
-MOST AMERICANS HAVE GROUND CHUCK IN THEIR HEADS
For those of you who missed this earth-shaking broadcast, here is the link:HTTP://archive.kpft.org/mp3/kpft_111024_190009monitor.mp3
Please note that the Revolution will not be televised.
Thank you and good night.